:02:00
VANESSA: Oh, I
can't have you...
:02:02
I can't have you
insulting my audience.
:02:03
CHARLIE: Well,
she's insulted me.
:02:05
VANESSA:
I hope he doesn't
:02:06
talk to you like
that at home, Carol.
:02:08
CAROL: No, no.
:02:09
Fuck, Carol.
:02:10
Don't get me wrong,
he is a good dad.
:02:12
He's the best dad
in the world,you know?
:02:13
I've got my daughter,
Donna.
:02:15
He's not the father
of Donna, right,
:02:16
but he took
me and Donna in
:02:18
when she was a little girl
and all that,
:02:20
and he's an
absolute diamond
:02:21
and I love him.
:02:22
I've been with him
all this time...
:02:23
Bad sister.
:02:25
but the thing is,
:02:26
I'm sort of getting
to the age now
:02:28
that he was
when we met
:02:29
and I sort of think...
:02:31
You know
what I mean?
:02:32
He's going backwards and I'm
trying to move us on...
:02:35
Charlie, man.
:02:36
HOST: Well, you say
he's a great father,
:02:38
and as it so happens,
:02:39
we've got your
best friend, Shirley,
:02:41
her daughter,
Marlene,
:02:42
and your older
daughter, Donna,
:02:44
all waiting backstage.
:02:45
Come on out, girls!
:02:47
[APPLAUSE]
:02:50
Oh, fuck.
:02:55
Hi, girls. Welcome.
:02:57
Shirley, you're Carol's very
good friend. Do you think...
:02:59
I mean, there's obviously
a lot of love going on here.
:03:01
Do you think they stand
a chance of making it together?
:03:04
Um, I don't know.
:03:06
I think they're both
a bit mixed up, really.
:03:08
Ah, baby.
:03:10
You think
they're confused?
:03:12
Yeah, a bit, yeah.
:03:13
Not as confused
:03:15
as you're going
to be, Shirley,
:03:16
because...
:03:17
Could we dim
the lights, please?
:03:18
We've got a surprise
for you.
:03:21
Where do you think
your boyfriend Dek is now,
:03:24
Shirley?
:03:25
Um, he's waiting with the car.
:03:28
You think he's
waiting with the car.
:03:30
You're entirely wrong,
:03:32
because, ladies and gentlemen,
let's welcome Dek!
:03:35
[APPLAUSE]
:03:45
SHIRLEY:
Oh, my God!
:03:48
Fanny.
:03:50
What are you doing?
:03:55
Oh, God.
:03:57
It's been a year
and a half now, Shirley,