:03:01
Do you think they stand
a chance of making it together?
:03:04
Um, I don't know.
:03:06
I think they're both
a bit mixed up, really.
:03:08
Ah, baby.
:03:10
You think
they're confused?
:03:12
Yeah, a bit, yeah.
:03:13
Not as confused
:03:15
as you're going
to be, Shirley,
:03:16
because...
:03:17
Could we dim
the lights, please?
:03:18
We've got a surprise
for you.
:03:21
Where do you think
your boyfriend Dek is now,
:03:24
Shirley?
:03:25
Um, he's waiting with the car.
:03:28
You think he's
waiting with the car.
:03:30
You're entirely wrong,
:03:32
because, ladies and gentlemen,
let's welcome Dek!
:03:35
[APPLAUSE]
:03:45
SHIRLEY:
Oh, my God!
:03:48
Fanny.
:03:50
What are you doing?
:03:55
Oh, God.
:03:57
It's been a year
and a half now, Shirley,
:04:01
that we've been together.
:04:04
What are you doing?
:04:07
Oh, my God.
:04:09
Shirley, you're
a better woman
:04:11
than I could ever be.
:04:12
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
:04:14
No, than I could
ever be with.
:04:16
You're a wonderful,
fantastic mother.
:04:22
You're beautiful.
:04:25
I love your hair
and your little hands
:04:28
and your eyes,
both of them,
:04:32
and...
:04:34
you're a role model and an idol
:04:38
and you're something
to gaze down on
:04:40
like a...
:04:41
like a piece
of nice art...
:04:42
Oh, God.
:04:45
and I hope
you'll make me
:04:47
the happiest man
in Britain today
:04:50
by saying yes
:04:54
when you ask me
to marry you.