Once Upon a Time in the Midlands
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:19:04
Is it all right?
:19:06
Yeah.
:19:23
Oh, my God,
:19:24
I'm getting
so many looks.

:19:25
Did you pay for them drinks?
You did, didn't you?

:19:27
Yeah, we ain't
famous, Carol.

:19:29
We're the only ones here
that have been on the telly.

:19:31
We saw you lot on the telly.
Oh, I'd have died, Shirl.

:19:35
Didn't you know he
were going to do that?

:19:37
No, I didn't know.
We don't blame you, though.

:19:39
He's not a patch
on your last fella.

:19:41
We were saying,
weren't we?

:19:42
Yeah, it's not really
your business, is it?

:19:43
Oh. Well, excuse me
for breathing.

:19:48
Yeah, well,
at least someone asked her,

:19:50
you bloody swamp monster.
:19:51
She gets on
my nerves, that one.

:19:53
Anyone want a lucky pen?
:19:55
Hello, is that Perfect Pizzas?
:19:57
Hello, Zak, lad,
are you all right?

:19:59
[CHUCKLES]
:20:01
No, I'm just writing
a couple of tunes, you know.

:20:03
Yeah, no, I'm in on my own.
:20:06
Can you send me a 12 incher
'round, please, son?

:20:11
Yeah, and I know what I'd like
to do with it too.

:20:13
Thanks a lot, kid.
:20:15
[BREAKS WIND]
:20:17
Oh, I'm sorry,
darling.

:20:21
[BREAKS WIND LOUDER]
:20:22
What's wrong with me tonight?
For God's sake. Where is it?

:20:25
Huh?
Where is it? Is it behind you?

:20:27
Where's what? What?
This.

:20:29
What?
:20:30
Yeah, this.
Yeah?

:20:31
Yeah, this lad at
school's got one, Dek.

:20:33
Just take it to work
or something.

:20:34
If you're bored, play
with your binoculars.

:20:36
What?
:20:37
Just play with them,
whatever.

:20:38
All right.
:20:39
I won't see anything
anyway. It's dark.

:20:41
Stop sayin' that.
Okay, I'm doing it.

:20:43
I'm going
to do it now.

:20:44
All right.
Go on.

:20:50
I can't see anything.
:20:51
[LAUGHS]
:20:55
Why are you laughing?
:20:56
Oh, you're just
dead funny, Dek.

:20:58
I know.

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