Once Upon a Time in the Midlands
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:21:01
[MIMICS BREAKING WIND]
:21:02
Skegness is my heaven,
it's number 37.

:21:06
Come on, it's destiny, isn't it?
:21:08
Chips and curry on a plate,
:21:10
38.
:21:11
What do you need?
39.

:21:13
Telling lies is naughty,
:21:14
40.
:21:16
Yes!
:21:17
We have a winner.
:21:18
Oh, bloody hell,
it's the swamp monster.

:21:20
What are you looking at?
Do you want a picture?

:21:22
Just leave it, Carol.
:21:23
No, I'm fed up with
this bingo lark.

:21:25
I'll tell you what.
This town's a bit too small--

:21:28
You twat!
:21:30
That really hurt.
:21:32
I'm going to the toilet.
Come on, move.

:21:34
Watch the drinks.
:21:35
Ah, fuck the drinks.
:21:37
I'm going to need
a stitch in this.

:21:44
Carol, wait up for us.
:21:45
Stop being
so bloody mardy.

:21:46
Shut up. I've got a hole
in the back of my head.

:21:49
You've got hole in the front
of your head as well.

:21:52
Cheeky.
Hold on.

:21:53
That's how tumors
start, you know.

:21:54
Don't be stupid.
:21:56
Yeah, you won't
be laughing

:21:57
when I start
spazzing out

:21:58
and frothing
at the mouth.

:22:44
* Oh, I'm on the trail
I've escaped from jail *

:22:48
* And I'm looking
For Texas Tom *

:22:50
[HONKS]
:22:52
Come on, kids.
:22:54
Mum, hey.
:22:56
What's the matter with you?
My socks are itchy.

:22:57
Can I go back
and change them, Mum?

:22:59
No, you can't.
They're all right.


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