Once Upon a Time in the Midlands
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Shirley.
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Shirley.
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Shirley!
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Dek, I want to go home.
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What, because of that wazzock?
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No bloody way, babes.
:40:36
Why can't you just
leave us alone, eh?

:40:38
Huh?
:40:42
Just take your new
gay haircut and flip off.

:40:44
CAROL:
Oh, you can talk,
peanut head.

:40:46
It's all right, Carol.
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I was leaving anyway.
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Go on, then.
:40:52
Well,
you know where the door is.

:40:54
Oh, Jim, don't go
just because of that prat.

:40:56
Come on, mate. Out you go.
Right, come on.

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Taxi for Wilson.
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Get out of my way.
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Mum, do you want me
to come with you?

:41:08
No, you're
all right, babe.

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All right?
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CHARLIE:
Sorry about that
little disturbance,

:41:16
ladies and gentlemen.
:41:17
Apparently someone's been
given the correct change

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by one of the barmaids.
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What?
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That'd be a bloody first,
wouldn't it?

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Okay, by the way, you've
probably heard around the club,

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Stop it.
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I've been forced
to have a vasectomy.

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I didn't want to do it,
but the wife did.

:41:32
Anyway, we asked the kids
to vote on it

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and I lost 13-12.

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