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Hello?
:42:14
Hello?
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- What?
- Hello. It's you.
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I was knocking on a lot of doors
looking for you.
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Yours was ajar.
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Come in.
How's it goin'?
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No foreseeable problems.
:42:39
I was about to check
your turkey myself.
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Then I thought,
since it's yours,
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maybe you'd prefer
to do the checking.
:42:52
I certainly could do it for you,
and will, if you'd like.
:42:56
Didn't want to presume...
:42:59
That's fine, whatever.
:43:04
It's a common misconception
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that you can just
stick a turkey in the oven.
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Turkey needs to be tended to,
he needs to be cared for lovingly.
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One must pay
close attention to poultry.
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Sure.
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So much can go wrong.
:43:21
A turkey can burn in places,
be overcooked, undercooked...
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which is a health hazard...
and what about basting?
:43:29
Look, Wayne,
I'll be up in a second, okay?
:43:36
The second's up.
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Just give me a minute.
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Tick-tock.
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Tick-tock.