:43:04
It's a common misconception
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that you can just
stick a turkey in the oven.
:43:09
Turkey needs to be tended to,
he needs to be cared for lovingly.
:43:12
One must pay
close attention to poultry.
:43:17
Sure.
:43:20
So much can go wrong.
:43:21
A turkey can burn in places,
be overcooked, undercooked...
:43:26
which is a health hazard...
and what about basting?
:43:29
Look, Wayne,
I'll be up in a second, okay?
:43:36
The second's up.
:43:43
Just give me a minute.
:43:50
Tick-tock.
:43:57
Tick-tock.
:44:09
- Wait. Here I come.
- I don't think so.
:44:11
Bernadette has a small bladder,
and if I don't get her outside...
:44:15
- Can't I just pop my head in?
- I'm afraid not.
:44:18
- I'll be real quick.
- No.
:44:20
Do you know that good feeling
that often comes from being helpful?
:44:24
- Yes.
- I'm not having that feeling here.
:44:28
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't realize...
:44:30
So I ask myself,
:44:32
"Wayne, it's very clear
what you're doing for her,
:44:36
but what are you
getting out of this?"
:44:38
I think you need to take
some time and think about that,
:44:41
so that maybe later,
you help me understand
:44:45
what I'm getting from this exchange...
if we can even call it an exchange.
:44:48
Come along, Bernadette.
:44:55
All crap, Latrell!