Scary Movie 3
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:37:00
This is seven days starting now.
:37:02
So seven days to this very hour?
My watch broke.

:37:05
How am I gonna know
the exact hour?

:37:06
Forget hours.
This day seven days from now.

:37:09
But there's a holiday coming up.
Do you count the holiday?

:37:12
Well, that depends.
What holiday?

:37:13
- Martin Luther King Day.
- Then no.

:37:16
Why not? Everybody at work
is taking it off.

:37:18
Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving
you seven friggin' days.

:37:20
I can come over now and kill the
shit out of you if you'd rather.

:37:27
Yo, George, I don't care
what you say, man.

:37:29
I'm signing you up
for another rap battle.

:37:31
Mahalik, I told you.
That part of my life is over.

:37:33
I said the same thing about
getting with C.J.'s sister.

:37:35
- I'm still hitting that.
- He's still hitting it, man!

:37:38
And she fine as shit!
That's my sister! What?

:37:40
It doesn't matter.
I'm done.

:37:41
- So what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.

:37:46
Yeah! Yeah!
A-come on!

:37:48
Maybe my brother was right.
Maybe I should just settle down.

:37:53
- What's up, then?!
- Mother...

:37:55
I got another one, y'all.
:37:56
Yo, George, man, you can't focus
on that shit, man.

:37:59
Let that go.
:38:02
Hey, you got to try
this shit, George.

:38:05
Ow!
:38:08
Yo, man, you got to take
the lid off!

:38:10
- Oh, yes. Of course.
- Sorry!

:38:14
Hello?
:38:15
George, something
terrible has happened!

:38:20
Cindy, are you okay?
What's going on?

:38:21
George, you have to help me.
:38:23
I just watched the same tape
that killed Brenda.

:38:26
Then the phone rang, and this
voice said I was gonna die.

:38:29
Cindy, there's no such thing
as a killer videotape.

:38:31
- Oh.
- Hell, yeah, there is!

:38:33
I know somebody who can
help you.

:38:35
- You do? Who?
- Wait up, man.

:38:36
I heard Jamal from 90th street
watched that tape last week.

:38:39
This morning he woke up dead.
:38:41
How in the hell
do you wake up dead?

:38:42
'Cause you're alive
when you go to sleep.

:38:44
You're telling me you can go
to bed dead and wake up alive?

:38:47
You can't go to bed dead!
:38:49
- That shit would be redundant.
- No, it wouldn't.

:38:51
'Cause you can go to bed
and not be dead.

:38:53
And you can die
but not be in a bed.

:38:55
But you are in a bed, man.
:38:56
That's how you wake up dead
in the first place!

:38:58
Damn! That's some quantum shit
right there, man!


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