Scary Movie 3
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:38:02
Hey, you got to try
this shit, George.

:38:05
Ow!
:38:08
Yo, man, you got to take
the lid off!

:38:10
- Oh, yes. Of course.
- Sorry!

:38:14
Hello?
:38:15
George, something
terrible has happened!

:38:20
Cindy, are you okay?
What's going on?

:38:21
George, you have to help me.
:38:23
I just watched the same tape
that killed Brenda.

:38:26
Then the phone rang, and this
voice said I was gonna die.

:38:29
Cindy, there's no such thing
as a killer videotape.

:38:31
- Oh.
- Hell, yeah, there is!

:38:33
I know somebody who can
help you.

:38:35
- You do? Who?
- Wait up, man.

:38:36
I heard Jamal from 90th street
watched that tape last week.

:38:39
This morning he woke up dead.
:38:41
How in the hell
do you wake up dead?

:38:42
'Cause you're alive
when you go to sleep.

:38:44
You're telling me you can go
to bed dead and wake up alive?

:38:47
You can't go to bed dead!
:38:49
- That shit would be redundant.
- No, it wouldn't.

:38:51
'Cause you can go to bed
and not be dead.

:38:53
And you can die
but not be in a bed.

:38:55
But you are in a bed, man.
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That's how you wake up dead
in the first place!

:38:58
Damn! That's some quantum shit
right there, man!

:39:01
You should be teaching classes!
:39:03
- Just tell me who can help me!
- Damn!

:39:06
My Aunt ShaNeequa.
:39:06
Her and her man
into this weird shit.

:39:08
They saw the tape before anybody
else knew about it.

:39:11
- Go see them tonight.
- Tonight? Yeah.

:39:14
But who will take care of Cody?
:39:17
George,
we're gonna have so much fun.

:39:19
I have some puzzles
and board games

:39:21
and baseball cards in my room
:39:23
and this really cool
model airplane.

:39:25
- I'm gonna go get it.
- Sure.

:39:26
Okay, so I made him a snack.
:39:27
You can give him some warm milk
if he can't go to sleep.

:39:30
- Everything's gonna be fine.
- Here it is.

:39:32
I'm great with kids.
Heads up, Cody.

:39:34
Ugh!
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- Oh, I left some numbers.
- I'm okay.

:39:39
Ugh!
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Sorry.
You okay, kiddo?

:39:42
Thataboy.
:39:46
And I guess that's it.
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- Okay, I'm off.
- Right.

:39:52
You know, it's funny.
:39:53
All a child ever really wants
is a family.

:39:57
Yo.
:39:59
Cody really likes you.

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