:47:13
- Aah!
- Daddy!
:47:15
How do you like it, huh?
:47:17
Having fun?
:47:19
Aaah!
:47:35
Tom, are you...
:47:38
What in the world?
:47:39
Shh!
:47:42
Look.
:47:44
What is that thing?
:47:46
I don't know.
:47:48
Maybe Cindy was right.
:48:06
Please, sir.
All I need is five minutes.
:48:08
And I told you, Campbell,
no more paranoid on-air rants
:48:11
- about the supernatural.
- I know.
:48:14
This station is about sex,
violence, and the weather.
:48:16
Yes.
That reminds me.
:48:18
We're gonna need that "Porn Star
Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story.
:48:21
One hour.
:48:22
Meanwhile,
a tornado in Charleston
:48:25
threatens a clothing-optional
beach where just yesterday
:48:27
a naked couple
was brutally murdered.
:48:30
This just five miles
from where the last naked couple
:48:32
was brutally murdered.
:48:34
Turning now to sports.
:48:36
And an evil videotape
:48:38
that kills anyone
who watches it in seven days.
:48:41
It's true.
We're all in danger.
:48:43
- There's an alien force
- Oh, no.
:48:45
That's trying prevent you
from knowing the truth.
:48:47
Campbell, are you insane?
:48:48
It's a horrible fate.
:48:49
Carson, I have to do this.
:48:50
Correction,
there really is no danger.
:48:52
Actually, I didn't really mean
anything I just said.
:48:55
Yes, I did.
Every word of it.
:48:58
Everyone watching this
could be dead in a week.