:52:00
I am the Architect.
:52:03
You have many questions.
:52:07
I've been watching you
for a very long time.
:52:11
So I see.
:52:13
What is the connection between
the crop circles and the tape?
:52:15
The answer is simple.
:52:17
You are the eventuality
of an anomaly.
:52:19
You are inexorably seeking
a sedulant probability.
:52:21
Sedulant?
:52:23
Grotesquerie?
No?
:52:24
What about
contingent affirmation?
:52:26
- That's got to mean something.
- Hey!
:52:28
Hey!
You put cameras in my bathroom?
:52:34
What is this?
:52:35
Oh, my God.
Well, it was a long winter.
:52:39
This is an invasion of...
Ow!
:52:40
Oh, sorry.
:52:42
I can't help it.
It's very Ionely in here.
:52:44
Ergo, I haven't been with anyone
in a very long time,
:52:47
not counting myself.
:52:49
Or this chair.
:52:51
I call her...
:52:54
Linda.
:52:55
Could you just cut to the chase?
I'm kind of in a rush.
:52:57
Why? You can always sleep over
if you want.
:53:00
Linda's built for two,
and she vibrates.
:53:02
Stop it! Just tell me
what I need to know.
:53:04
Who is that little girl?
:53:05
Okay, okay.
:53:08
My wife and I wanted a child,
but she couldn't get pregnant.
:53:12
Neither could I.
:53:14
So you adopted.
:53:15
We loved our daughter,
but she was evil.
:53:17
Made the horses crazy,
killed our puppies,
:53:20
hid the remote.
:53:21
Really sick shit.
:53:22
My wife took her
to the old family farm
:53:24
and drowned her in the well.
:53:26
I felt a simple time-out
would have been sufficient.
:53:29
But Tabitha imprinted her evil
on a videotape.
:53:32
I never meant for it
to get out, but...
:53:35
But what?
:53:36
I put it in the wrong box
and returned it to Blockbuster,
:53:39
instead of my copy
of "Pootie Tang."
:53:40
It's been circulating
and killing ever since.
:53:43
Just like "Pootie Tang."
:53:46
But what does this
have to do with aliens?
:53:48
I don't know.
:53:49
Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them
to kill us all.
:53:52
An alien invasion?
:53:54
I have to warn the world.
:53:56
It's already begun.
You're too late.
:53:58
Oh, my God.