:53:00
Linda's built for two,
and she vibrates.
:53:02
Stop it! Just tell me
what I need to know.
:53:04
Who is that little girl?
:53:05
Okay, okay.
:53:08
My wife and I wanted a child,
but she couldn't get pregnant.
:53:12
Neither could I.
:53:14
So you adopted.
:53:15
We loved our daughter,
but she was evil.
:53:17
Made the horses crazy,
killed our puppies,
:53:20
hid the remote.
:53:21
Really sick shit.
:53:22
My wife took her
to the old family farm
:53:24
and drowned her in the well.
:53:26
I felt a simple time-out
would have been sufficient.
:53:29
But Tabitha imprinted her evil
on a videotape.
:53:32
I never meant for it
to get out, but...
:53:35
But what?
:53:36
I put it in the wrong box
and returned it to Blockbuster,
:53:39
instead of my copy
of "Pootie Tang."
:53:40
It's been circulating
and killing ever since.
:53:43
Just like "Pootie Tang."
:53:46
But what does this
have to do with aliens?
:53:48
I don't know.
:53:49
Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them
to kill us all.
:53:52
An alien invasion?
:53:54
I have to warn the world.
:53:56
It's already begun.
You're too late.
:53:58
Oh, my God.
:54:00
But not too late
to make an old man happy.
:54:04
What?
:54:06
And now reports of lights
in the sky.
:54:09
Glimpses of spacecraft.
:54:11
Possible alien sightings being
reported all over the world.
:54:15
Are they aliens?
:54:16
The first video images
are coming in.
:54:19
Disturbing home video tonight
:54:21
from a ranch
outside Sydney, Australia.
:54:23
Watch very carefully now.
:54:25
There it is.
:54:26
Let's see that again.
:54:29
Very, very disturbing.
:54:31
And this just in
from Sao Paulo, Brazil.
:54:37
Let's see that again.
:54:43
Very, very disturbing.
:54:46
And this just in
from South Texas.
:54:53
Do they pose a threat?
:54:55
Only one thing's for certain.
:54:56
We are all going to be killed.
:54:59
We have to board up the house.