Scary Movie 3
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But not too late
to make an old man happy.

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What?
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And now reports of lights
in the sky.

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Glimpses of spacecraft.
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Possible alien sightings being
reported all over the world.

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Are they aliens?
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The first video images
are coming in.

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Disturbing home video tonight
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from a ranch
outside Sydney, Australia.

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Watch very carefully now.
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There it is.
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Let's see that again.
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Very, very disturbing.
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And this just in
from Sao Paulo, Brazil.

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Let's see that again.
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Very, very disturbing.
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And this just in
from South Texas.

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Do they pose a threat?
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Only one thing's for certain.
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We are all going to be killed.
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We have to board up the house.
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Are you sure
this is necessary, Wilson?

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Having an awards ceremony
at a time like this?

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Yes, sir. Everything must
appear business as usual.

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The nation, while not yet
panicked, is deeply disturbed.

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Right.
We can steer that course,

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keeping everybody
deeply disturbed.

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We don't want a panic.
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Very few presidents have faced
a crisis like this.

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I wonder what President Ford
would've done.

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Well, if the buck stops here...
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the buck stops here.
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Thank you all,
and welcome to the White House.

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The Mother Teresa Awards
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recognize those
who have overcome

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the severest handicaps
and disadvantages

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to help others
in their communities.

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The young, the old.
Black and white.

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Our Native American friends.
Hey, how are you?

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Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?

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Hey, how are you?
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Ah.
Well, it is therefore my honor

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to present each and every one of
you with this symbol of merit.


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