Scary Movie 3
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:55:01
Are you sure
this is necessary, Wilson?

:55:03
Having an awards ceremony
at a time like this?

:55:05
Yes, sir. Everything must
appear business as usual.

:55:08
The nation, while not yet
panicked, is deeply disturbed.

:55:11
Right.
We can steer that course,

:55:13
keeping everybody
deeply disturbed.

:55:15
We don't want a panic.
:55:16
Very few presidents have faced
a crisis like this.

:55:18
I wonder what President Ford
would've done.

:55:21
Well, if the buck stops here...
:55:23
the buck stops here.
:55:27
Thank you all,
and welcome to the White House.

:55:30
The Mother Teresa Awards
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recognize those
who have overcome

:55:35
the severest handicaps
and disadvantages

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to help others
in their communities.

:55:39
The young, the old.
Black and white.

:55:42
Our Native American friends.
Hey, how are you?

:55:45
Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?

:55:48
Hey, how are you?
:55:49
Ah.
Well, it is therefore my honor

:55:52
to present each and every one of
you with this symbol of merit.

:56:02
The room is secure,
Mr. President.

:56:04
- Or is it?
- Sir?

:56:06
I've been thinking, Thompson.
:56:07
What if the aliens could
take over human bodies?

:56:10
They'd look just like us.
:56:11
Or almost.
:56:12
I never thought of that, sir.
:56:14
We should be on alert
for anything suspicious.

:56:16
They could be anywhere.
:56:17
Even...
:56:19
Right here.
:56:20
My God.
:56:21
We'd never see
the attack coming.

:56:23
- It's frightening, sir!
- Don't panic.

:56:26
We'll just move slowly
toward the exit.

:56:30
At last we meet, Mr. President.
:56:33
It's happening.
I knew it.

:56:35
You'll never take me alive!
:56:36
Aaaah!
:56:37
Ah!
She's scrambling my brain!

:56:39
I'll get her!
:56:42
Aaah!
:56:44
Oh, no, you don't!
Not on my watch!

:56:46
Good work, sir!
:56:50
Good God!
The small ones have metal teeth!

:56:52
Jerry's kids, my ass!
:56:55
Mr. President!
:56:57
Mr. President, have you gone
completely insane?


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