:58:03
- George.
- Cindy.
:58:05
There's no time.
:58:06
Cody.
:58:08
Thank God.
I've been worried sick.
:58:10
He showed up about an hour ago.
I tried to call.
:58:12
No, he didn't.
:58:14
Okay, but I was gonna.
:58:16
No, he wasn't.
:58:18
Cody, the point is you can't
just run away like that.
:58:21
I wanted to be with George.
:58:23
Oh, honey, I know
you want a dad, but...
:58:25
Oh, trust me, Cody,
I'm not good at anything.
:58:28
Why would I be good at that?
:58:30
Uncle George!
:58:44
It's gonna be okay, Cody.
:58:46
I'm going to die, aren't I?
:58:49
Cody, did I ever tell you
what your mom said
:58:51
about you
the day you were born?
:58:54
No.
:58:55
I was in the delivery room
with her.
:58:57
She was having a hard time.
:58:59
Then you began
to come out of her.
:59:01
And your mom screamed
and screamed in pain.
:59:04
She yelled, "Just kill me.
:59:05
Bludgeon me with a bedpan.
:59:07
Whatever you do,
put me out of this pain."
:59:10
She was gushing
torrents of blood.
:59:12
I have this all on tape
if you want to see it someday.
:59:14
Well, finally you came out.
:59:16
Your mom cut
your umbilical cord herself.
:59:19
Well, on the second try.
:59:22
The first time she snipped
your penis in half.
:59:25
After all, she was drunk.
:59:26
Actually, drugged.
:59:28
We'd been out the night before
celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
:59:31
She thought, "Hey,
I never tasted crystal meth."
:59:33
So she did just a little.
:59:35
My penis?
:59:36
Yes.
:59:37
They sewed it on upside down.
:59:39
So that's why I pee up?
:59:41
Yes.
We'll get it fixed, honey.
:59:43
It's on my list of things.
Right after we get TiVo.
:59:45
Anyway, there you were.
:59:47
Your mom turned to me and said,
:59:49
"Hey, you want him?
Take him."
:59:52
Then she died.
:59:53
And I took you.
:59:55
Do you know why?
:59:57
I had just lost my cat
in a fire,
:59:59
and I needed something
to pet and feed.