:10:00
Excuse me!
:10:12
Do you live around here?
:10:24
Could I stay at
your place tonight?
:10:28
Stay over?
:10:30
Yeah...sure.
:10:46
What d'you think?
:10:47
Which one is yours?
:10:52
I'm sure it's not
the black one.
:10:55
I sure wish I'd had one of
those when I got started.
:11:01
Candles are somehow too hard.
Not even creams will help.
:11:06
Bananas are no good either.
:11:08
I peeled 'em and
put condoms on 'em.
:11:11
But they get so mushy in the
condoms from all the friction.
:11:14
And that's no good either.
:11:21
Of course, you can
use a cucumber.
:11:24
If you leave it lying
around for a few days,
:11:26
it feels like a real cock.
:11:29
But then it gets all wrinkly
and isn't very erotic anymore.
:11:40
My mother used to buy big
pieces of beef tenderloin,
:11:43
and when she wasn't there,
I'd sneak to the fridge...
:11:47
and take out a piece,
warm it up, punch a hole in it,
:11:59
and then I'd stick
my cock in it.