:11:01
Candles are somehow too hard.
Not even creams will help.
:11:06
Bananas are no good either.
:11:08
I peeled 'em and
put condoms on 'em.
:11:11
But they get so mushy in the
condoms from all the friction.
:11:14
And that's no good either.
:11:21
Of course, you can
use a cucumber.
:11:24
If you leave it lying
around for a few days,
:11:26
it feels like a real cock.
:11:29
But then it gets all wrinkly
and isn't very erotic anymore.
:11:40
My mother used to buy big
pieces of beef tenderloin,
:11:43
and when she wasn't there,
I'd sneak to the fridge...
:11:47
and take out a piece,
warm it up, punch a hole in it,
:11:59
and then I'd stick
my cock in it.
:12:03
That was really nice.
:12:07
Can I use your shower?
:12:09
Sure, but I only
have a bathtub.
:12:13
What about water?
:12:14
Water?
:12:16
Sure, I have water.
:12:18
I'll take a bath then.
Okay?
:12:27
-Can I use your towel?
-Yeah, sure.
:12:40
-Is this okay?
-Yeah, sure.
:12:57
-You got an ashtray?
-An ashtray?
:12:59
Yeah...somewhere.