:19:05
Every station on the radio
was talking about it--
:19:08
Mike Tyson
biting Evander Holyfield.
:19:10
And these are supposed to be
news stations,
:19:12
so on Tuesday l started
calling a few of them,
:19:15
and l finally
got through to one.
:19:18
A Bible-talk station
in Kentucky.
:19:21
And l managed
to convince the screener
:19:24
that l was a behavioral
psychologist
:19:26
who ''specializes
in human-on-human biting.''
:19:29
:19:31
l told the guy that l'd done
all this extensive research
:19:34
on people who chomp flesh
under extreme stress--
:19:37
And what did they say?
:19:39
They put me on the air,
l took calls for 45 minutes.
:19:41
Oh, my God!
:19:44
Where does he find
these people?
:19:47
lt's kind of stupid,
l know. lt's silly.
:19:50
l'll probably just kill it.
:19:54
:20:00
Does that mean
you'll help me with it?
:20:01
Why? Do you have finals
this week?
:20:03
Okay, moving right along.
:20:05
Chuck, what do you have
for us?
:20:08
:20:10
That's a bit of a hard act
to follow.
:20:18
Very hard act to follow.
:20:20
Okay.
:20:22
l'm starting the piece on Haiti,
:20:24
and l'll be going to--
:20:27
Hey.
Don't let me interrupt.
:20:32
- Hey, Marty.
- Michael.
:20:38
l'm going to be going
to Port-au-Prince for a few days.
:20:40
Uh-huh.
:20:43
Marty Peretz, our boss,
he's a little scary.
:20:47