:09:03
I know how hard it is, Joan.
:09:06
It is hard.
Oh... I know.
:09:09
And I know
how hard you're trying.
:09:14
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
proposition,
and you must act now.
:09:16
The Colonel Wilhelm
Military Academy
forTroubled Youth...
:09:19
is what we call in the sales game
a win-win scenario.
:09:22
A top-flight military school,
and it's only... eight hours away.
:09:28
[Phone Rings]
Oh, the phone.
:09:33
[Phone Rings]
:09:40
I heard what you said.
:09:41
I'm not going to military school, Larry.
:09:43
Look, buddy,
:09:46
I know I'm not your dad...
:09:49
and this is probably
really strange foryou...
:09:52
your neighbor's
dating your mom.
:09:53
But here's the thing, son.
Come here.
:09:57
I don't like you either.
:09:59
But I'm gonna
marry your mom.
:10:02
And if it was up to me,
you'd be at military school today.
:10:06
I'm not going
to military school.
Ohh!
:10:08
I think you're gonna love it.
:10:10
It's just like summer camp,
:10:12
except with brutal forced marches...
:10:14
and soul-crushing discipline.
:10:16
And one more thing...
It's Lawrence,
you snot-nosed son of a...
:10:21
wonderful woman
who I'm absolutely crazy about!
[Grunting] Oww!
:10:23
Gosh, I love children!
:10:25
Oh, Joan,
I didn't see you there.
:10:27
Would you be a doll
and help me bring up chairs
from the basement?
:10:30
Nothing would give me
more pleasure, Joan,
but I do have to run.
:10:33
I have a very important
sales conference downtown.
:10:35
Oh. Okay.
:10:38
- Well, I'll see you at the party tonight.
- Sure.