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I see on all the faces here today
a touching childlike eagerness

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to tackle the biggest
textiles questions in the world.

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How do we at the WTO fit in?
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What we want to do at the WTO
is help you achieve your dollar results.

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And in just 20 minutes from now,
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I'm going to show you
the WTO's very own solution

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to two of the very biggest problems
in management.

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One-maintaining rapport
with distant workforce,

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and two-maintaining
healthful amounts of leisure.

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This solution, appropriately enough,
is based in textiles.

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But how did workers
ever get to be a problem?

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Before unveiling our solution,
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I'd like to talk a bit about the history
of the worker management problem.

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We all know about the American
Civil War-at least in the U.S.

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It was the bloodiest, least-profitable war
in the history of our country.

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A war in which unbelievably
huge amounts of money

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went right down the drain-
and all for textiles.

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By the 1860s, the South
was utterly flush with cash.

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It had recently benefited
from the cotton gin...

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an invention that took
the seeds out of cotton

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and the South
out of its pre-industrial past.

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Hundreds of thousands ofworkers
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previously unemployed
in their countries of origin

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were given useful jobs in textiles.
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Into this rosy picture of freedom
and boom stepped-you guessed it...

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the North.
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Now, some Civil War apologists have said
that the Civil War, for all its faults,

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at least had the effect of outlawing
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an involuntarily imported
workforce model of work.

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Now, this model is, of course,
a terrible thing.

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I myself am an abolitionist.
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But, in fact, there is no doubt
that, left to their own devices,

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markets would've eventually replaced
slavery with cleaner sources of labor.

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To prove my point,
please join me

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on what Albert Einstein used to call
a thought experiment.


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