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A war in which unbelievably
huge amounts of money

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went right down the drain-
and all for textiles.

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By the 1860s, the South
was utterly flush with cash.

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It had recently benefited
from the cotton gin...

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an invention that took
the seeds out of cotton

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and the South
out of its pre-industrial past.

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Hundreds of thousands ofworkers
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previously unemployed
in their countries of origin

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were given useful jobs in textiles.
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Into this rosy picture of freedom
and boom stepped-you guessed it...

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the North.
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Now, some Civil War apologists have said
that the Civil War, for all its faults,

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at least had the effect of outlawing
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an involuntarily imported
workforce model of work.

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Now, this model is, of course,
a terrible thing.

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I myself am an abolitionist.
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But, in fact, there is no doubt
that, left to their own devices,

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markets would've eventually replaced
slavery with cleaner sources of labor.

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To prove my point,
please join me

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on what Albert Einstein used to call
a thought experiment.

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Suppose involuntarily imported labor
had never been outlawed.

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That slaves still existed,
and that it were easy to own one.

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What do you think it would cost today
to profitably maintain a slave,

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say, here in Tampere?
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Let's see...a finished clothing set
costs $50 at the very least.

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Two meals from McDonald's
cost about $10.00.

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The cheapest small room
probably runs for about $250 a month.

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To function well, you have to pay
for your slave's health care.

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If its country of origin was polluted,
for example, that might run expensively.

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And, of course, what with
child labor laws here in Finland,

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much of the youth market
is simply not available.

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Now leave the same slave
back at home. Let's say Gabon.

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In Gabon, $10 pays
for two weeks of food.

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$250 pays for two years
of housing, not a month, at best.

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$50 pays for a lifetime
of budget clothing.

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And health care is,
of course, cheaper.

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On top of it all...youth can be
gainfully employed without restriction.


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