:08:02
As a human being,
I might pity you.
:08:06
But as a state official I say...
:08:10
So help you God.
:08:14
Dear viewers,
we are in the land of Estonia
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which is trying desperately
to become a member of NATO.
:08:21
Do you know what
the greatest advantage
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of this country is?
The fact that it's in the North!
:08:26
We found out that
in Estonian language
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words "North" and "bottom"
sound the same!
:08:30
So stay in your bottom,
goddamn Estonians!
:08:32
You are not like us, Lithuanians!
:08:34
Come here!
Where are you going, old guy?
:08:38
To the south or so they told me.
:08:41
Finally we found a real
Estonian hillbilly! Let's go on.
:08:59
So what do we have here?
:09:01
Tractors, animals, health...
:09:04
Farming services, women looking
for men, women looking for women.
:09:12
Men looking for women,
men looking for men.
:09:39
What are you selling, you ask.
:09:42
What happened?
:09:43
The answer's unknown.
:09:47
Why now, you ask.
:09:50
The answer's unknown.
:09:54
What are you doing, you ask.
:09:58
The answer's unknown.