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So tell me. How was Hawaii?
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-lt was unbelievable.
-Oh, yeah?
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-Well, what happened?
-l met this guy.
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lt was the best week of my life.
:01:00
lt was just a little
vacation romance.
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But he was so sweet.
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He took me to all these
cool local places.
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We went scuba diving....
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-Snorkeling.
-Mountain climbing.
:01:13
We went cliff diving.
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Well, we got a little drunk.
:01:20
-He gave me....
-A back rub.
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We slow danced....
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--in the rain.
:01:24
But it wasn't just about the sex.
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He pounded me like a mallard duck.
:01:31
lt ended kind of weird, though.
:01:33
When l asked for his number,
he said he's....
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-Married.
-Gay.
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-Entering the priesthood.
-He doesn't believe in phones.
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He just kind of ran away.
:01:43
You know, it was just
a little fling, but....
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l won't forget my week....
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--with Henry Roth.
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-Henry Roth.
-Harry.
:01:51
Harry Paratesticles.
:01:54
-Henry Roth.
-Henry Roth.
:01:56
-Henry Roth.
-Henry Roth.
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Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me
you were a secret agent?