50 First Dates

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So tell me. How was Hawaii?

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-lt was unbelievable.
-Oh, yeah?

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-Well, what happened?
-l met this guy.

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lt was the best week of my life.

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lt was just a little
vacation romance.

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But he was so sweet.

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He took me to all these
cool local places.

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We went scuba diving....

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-Snorkeling.
-Mountain climbing.

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We went cliff diving.

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Well, we got a little drunk.

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-He gave me....
-A back rub.

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We slow danced....

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--in the rain.

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But it wasn't just about the sex.

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He pounded me like a mallard duck.

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lt ended kind of weird, though.

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When l asked for his number,
he said he's....

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-Married.
-Gay.

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-Entering the priesthood.
-He doesn't believe in phones.

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He just kind of ran away.

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You know, it was just
a little fling, but....

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l won't forget my week....

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--with Henry Roth.

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-Henry Roth.
-Harry.

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Harry Paratesticles.

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-Henry Roth.
-Henry Roth.

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-Henry Roth.
-Henry Roth.

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Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me
you were a secret agent?