50 First Dates
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:02:01
l prefer intelligence operative,
and l couldn't tell you until l knew you.

:02:06
Well, can l call you when I land?
:02:08
You can call me, but I'll be in Peru.
I said that a little loud.

:02:11
Come on, that's a 187, code blue.
We got the wolf sleeping at night.

:02:16
He's slipping his arm in the drawer
and out comes the cookie jar. All clear.

:02:21
Got it?
:02:22
Well, maybe when you
get back from Peru.

:02:25
-l don't think that's an option, Lisa.
-Linda.

:02:29
l know. l changed your name
for your protection.

:02:33
We have to go our separate ways now.
:02:36
Well, goodbye.
:02:38
Got it! Moving out!
:02:44
-What the hell is your problem?
-Just keep going, l'll give you $20.

:02:48
-You got it. How's your balls?
-Killing me. Hit it.

:03:06
Easy, Honah Lee.
:03:09
Hey, l'm a person, not a seal.
:03:12
Well, l am a vet, not a doctor. So just
hold still, or l won't give you a treat.

:03:17
l know, it's okay.
You see that, kids?

:03:19
You see what happens
when you play with sharks?

:03:22
Now, why you gotta spread those lies?
Sharks are like dogs.

:03:26
They only bite when you
touch their private parts.

:03:30
That's a good title
for my documentary.

:03:32
Sharks: They Only Bite When
You Touch Their Private Parts.

:03:36
Or you could call it,
Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney.

:03:39
All right, enough already.
You too, Willie.

:03:45
All of you.
:03:47
He just cast a spell on us.
:03:50
All right. Put this on four times
a day for two weeks.

:03:53
-You can handle that.
-What's wrong with that turtle?

:03:56
Lung problems because
he smoked too much turtle weed...

:03:58
...which is bad for you. Right, Ula?

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