:03:06
Easy, Honah Lee.
:03:09
Hey, l'm a person, not a seal.
:03:12
Well, l am a vet, not a doctor. So just
hold still, or l won't give you a treat.
:03:17
l know, it's okay.
You see that, kids?
:03:19
You see what happens
when you play with sharks?
:03:22
Now, why you gotta spread those lies?
Sharks are like dogs.
:03:26
They only bite when you
touch their private parts.
:03:30
That's a good title
for my documentary.
:03:32
Sharks: They Only Bite When
You Touch Their Private Parts.
:03:36
Or you could call it,
Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney.
:03:39
All right, enough already.
You too, Willie.
:03:45
All of you.
:03:47
He just cast a spell on us.
:03:50
All right. Put this on four times
a day for two weeks.
:03:53
-You can handle that.
-What's wrong with that turtle?
:03:56
Lung problems because
he smoked too much turtle weed...
:03:58
...which is bad for you. Right, Ula?
:04:01
What? l don't smoke weed.
:04:04
Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot
wahine nympho from Ohio?
:04:08
Great. l dropped her off
at the airport this morning.
:04:11
Come on, l need some details.
:04:12
You get some booby, some assy,
a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.
:04:16
Daddy, what's a nympho?
:04:18
Oh. The nympho
is the state bird of Ohio.
:04:24
You're the state idiot of Hawaii.
:04:26
Here you go. Bite the fish,
chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.
:04:29
-You crack me up, kamaaina.
-Oh, yeah?
:04:32
-One of these days...
-Yeah?
:04:33
...you'll show one of those
tourists such a good time...
:04:36
...she'll wanna stay on the island.
:04:38
Why do you say
mean things like that...
:04:40
...and why is your foot
on my pillow?
:04:44
l don't want your ass on it, either.
Get up! Get up!
:04:47
lt could happen.
:04:48
Then you won't be able to go
on your boat trip to Alaska.
:04:52
You'll be stuck here, waking up next to
the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.