50 First Dates
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:04:01
What? l don't smoke weed.
:04:04
Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot
wahine nympho from Ohio?

:04:08
Great. l dropped her off
at the airport this morning.

:04:11
Come on, l need some details.
:04:12
You get some booby, some assy,
a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.

:04:16
Daddy, what's a nympho?
:04:18
Oh. The nympho
is the state bird of Ohio.

:04:24
You're the state idiot of Hawaii.
:04:26
Here you go. Bite the fish,
chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.

:04:29
-You crack me up, kamaaina.
-Oh, yeah?

:04:32
-One of these days...
-Yeah?

:04:33
...you'll show one of those
tourists such a good time...

:04:36
...she'll wanna stay on the island.
:04:38
Why do you say
mean things like that...

:04:40
...and why is your foot
on my pillow?

:04:44
l don't want your ass on it, either.
Get up! Get up!

:04:47
lt could happen.
:04:48
Then you won't be able to go
on your boat trip to Alaska.

:04:52
You'll be stuck here, waking up next to
the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.

:05:00
-Just kidding, guys.
-About the old part or the ugly part?

:05:08
Henry, come quickly!
lt's Jocko!

:05:16
Jocko! What's going on
with you, buddy?

:05:19
Don't be scared.
Everything's gonna be fine.

:05:22
Just stay calm. All right.
:05:24
Willie, l don't need you to see this.
Get out of here, now!

:05:29
Okay, check the temperature
of the pool. Go! Hurry!

:05:33
What are you doing?
l meant check the thermometer!

:05:36
Give me a hand. Let's go!
:05:38
Get me two fish
from the barrel. Now.

:05:41
-Okay.
-Just hang in there.

:05:42
-Here.
-lt's gonna be all right.

:05:44
That's a little warm.
Go to the bottom of the barrel, please.

:05:54
Okay, there. That's good. Thank you.
:05:56
Come on, buddy, take it. Take it.
:05:57
-He's not responding!
-l know, Alexa!


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