:15:00
-One for the road. lt is fishy.
-Got you good.
:15:03
-Aloha.
-Aloha!
:15:05
See you tomorrow.
:15:07
Oh, my God.
:15:10
Oh, my goodness.
:15:21
Shit.
:15:25
l had a bee on me.
:15:27
-All right.
-He was a big one.
:15:33
Which means
''look at those two shitheads.''
:15:43
That was the stupidest-looking
swing l've ever seen.
:15:46
l'm gonna take a Molokai
on that one.
:15:48
No throwing. Come on.
:15:51
Stop laughing, you hyenas.
Let's see what you get.
:15:54
Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!
:15:56
Show papa what you got.
:16:08
-You suck, you're good at everything.
-Father of the Year strikes again.
:16:12
By the way, cuz, l met this sexy, blond
tax attorney at Starbucks today.
:16:17
l told her you the kahuna
she wanna have fun on this island.
:16:21
You want her number?
:16:23
You pimping tourists for me again?
:16:25
Yes! l live vicariously
through you, remember?
:16:28
My life sucks.
:16:29
Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki
sneaky between the cheeky.
:16:33
Ula needs it. l imagine l did it and then
l can get through another weekend.
:16:38
l'm staying in. Sorry.
Thank you, though.
:16:40
-What?
-Hey, Dad!
:16:42
Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.
:16:44
But your stitches are bleeding.
:16:48
lt must've been my huge back-swing.
:16:50
You think you can stitch me up
after l get back from surfing?
:16:53
-Yeah, looking forward to it.
-l wouldn't surf with a wound like that.
:16:57
You might attract a shark.
:16:58
What's wrong with that?
Sharks are naturally peaceful.