:16:08
-You suck, you're good at everything.
-Father of the Year strikes again.
:16:12
By the way, cuz, l met this sexy, blond
tax attorney at Starbucks today.
:16:17
l told her you the kahuna
she wanna have fun on this island.
:16:21
You want her number?
:16:23
You pimping tourists for me again?
:16:25
Yes! l live vicariously
through you, remember?
:16:28
My life sucks.
:16:29
Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki
sneaky between the cheeky.
:16:33
Ula needs it. l imagine l did it and then
l can get through another weekend.
:16:38
l'm staying in. Sorry.
Thank you, though.
:16:40
-What?
-Hey, Dad!
:16:42
Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.
:16:44
But your stitches are bleeding.
:16:48
lt must've been my huge back-swing.
:16:50
You think you can stitch me up
after l get back from surfing?
:16:53
-Yeah, looking forward to it.
-l wouldn't surf with a wound like that.
:16:57
You might attract a shark.
:16:58
What's wrong with that?
Sharks are naturally peaceful.
:17:01
ls that right?
How'd you get that nasty cut, anyway?
:17:04
A shark bit me.
:17:06
Nice.
:17:07
Go smoke another one, bro.
:17:09
That shark theory's
starting to catch on.
:17:11
Now, will everybody keep it down...
:17:13
...while l whack the crap
out of this thing?
:17:21
Sit! Stay! Shit! No!
:17:29
Where the hell is it?
:17:32
Looking for something?
:17:39
Oh, my God!
What are you doing here?
:17:43
The same thing you are.
Looking for my ball.
:17:46
This is weird. l've been thinking
about you all morning, all day.
:17:50
Can't wait to have breakfast
with you again.
:17:53
l know. And l just wanna eat you up.
:17:56
-Really?
-Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day...
:17:59
-...and the next day and the next day.
-All right. Okay.