1:09:00
-Stalker!
-No, don't you remember me a little?
1:09:10
l may not be able to kick your ass,
but my sister can.
1:09:13
Thanks, buddy.
1:09:15
Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up,
but she'll be okay.
1:09:18
She's watching the tape as we speak.
1:09:20
How's my temporal lobe
looking there, doc?
1:09:22
Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer
any short-term memory loss.
1:09:25
But was your head shaped like an egg
before she hit you?
1:09:28
Don't make fun of Henry.
lt's not his fault it's shaped like that.
1:09:32
Note the intense overreaction.
That's the ''roids'' talking.
1:09:35
-Doug, once again, off the juice.
-lt's not juice.
1:09:39
lt's a protein shake.
1:09:41
Henry, the boys tell me you're setting
sail for Alaska to study walruses.
1:09:45
-When does that adventure begin?
-That actually began...
1:09:47
...ten years ago. That's when l started
planning and building my boat.
1:09:52
All l know is, out of all mammals,
they have the second-largest penis.
1:09:57
l have the first.
1:10:00
That's my joke.
1:10:02
Did you tell Lucy about this trip?
1:10:04
Well...
1:10:06
...actually, there's nothing to tell
because l decided not to go.
1:10:10
l mean, Lucy needs me here.
1:10:11
l'm just worried about
going away for a year...
1:10:15
...and ruining all the progress
she's made.
1:10:17
l know you think l'm crazy...
1:10:19
...but l think deep down inside...
1:10:21
-...she's starting to remember me.
-No, Henry.
1:10:24
That's what you want to believe.
lt's what we all want to believe.
1:10:28
But it's never gonna happen.
1:10:34
Okay. l gotta go to work.
1:10:36
Will you tell her l'll be back later
to pick her up?
1:10:39
See you, guys. Don't tell anyone
your sister beat me up.
1:10:43
He could go to the moon and back and
Lucy would never even know he left.
1:10:46
Sometimes l wish my wife
had Goldfield Syndrome.
1:10:50
That way she wouldn't remember
when l called her mother...
1:10:53
...a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face
like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.
1:10:59
All right. There's your medicine,
little fellow.