50 First Dates
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1:08:04
-Of course.
-Good.

1:08:08
Don't forget about me.
1:08:11
Never.
1:08:29
Good morning.
1:08:37
Oh, shit!
1:08:38
-Help! Help!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lucy.

1:08:40
Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey.
1:08:43
l know this is hard for you
to understand...

1:08:46
...but we are actually
seeing each other.

1:08:48
We have been for a while now.
1:08:50
Oh! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
1:08:51
lf l was lying,
how would l know this?

1:08:54
You're an art teacher and you go
to the Hukilau every Sunday...

1:08:57
...and you make waffle houses
and you like Casablanca lilies.

1:09:00
-Stalker!
-No, don't you remember me a little?

1:09:10
l may not be able to kick your ass,
but my sister can.

1:09:13
Thanks, buddy.
1:09:15
Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up,
but she'll be okay.

1:09:18
She's watching the tape as we speak.
1:09:20
How's my temporal lobe
looking there, doc?

1:09:22
Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer
any short-term memory loss.

1:09:25
But was your head shaped like an egg
before she hit you?

1:09:28
Don't make fun of Henry.
lt's not his fault it's shaped like that.

1:09:32
Note the intense overreaction.
That's the ''roids'' talking.

1:09:35
-Doug, once again, off the juice.
-lt's not juice.

1:09:39
lt's a protein shake.
1:09:41
Henry, the boys tell me you're setting
sail for Alaska to study walruses.

1:09:45
-When does that adventure begin?
-That actually began...

1:09:47
...ten years ago. That's when l started
planning and building my boat.

1:09:52
All l know is, out of all mammals,
they have the second-largest penis.

1:09:57
l have the first.

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