:09:34
Are you staring at me or her?
:09:36
Because you're starting
to freak me out.
:09:39
Settle down and eat your pancakes.
:09:46
l think she's a local girl.
l wanted to go up to her...
:09:49
...but l was kind of off my game.
But, man, was she cute, though.
:09:52
l thought you liked your bitches
from out of state.
:09:55
Yeah, that's usually my policy.
Make sure l don't get tied down.
:09:58
Freeze that image right there.
:10:01
There's the little fella.
Congratulations, Mommy.
:10:05
Sounds to me like someone
is afraid of commitment.
:10:09
Let me guess.
:10:11
Your high school sweetheart
got drunk at party...
:10:13
...then cheated on you
with whole wrestling team.
:10:17
Close. Actually, it was my
college girlfriend Tracy.
:10:20
And it wasn't a wrestling team.
lt was her academic advisor.
:10:23
-Oh, she liked the older man.
-Older women. About 50 years older.
:10:27
l hope you shot the stupid tramp.
:10:29
What's with the ''tramp''
and the ''bitches'' talk?
:10:32
-Are you drunk or something?
-l apologize for nasty talk.
:10:35
l am grouchy due to lack
of recent physical intimacy.
:10:39
Shut up, because here comes
one-time-only opportunity.
:10:43
What l will do now is go into
your office and become naked.
:10:48
Next move is up to you.
:10:51
l may not be as limber
as l once was...
:10:53
...but l make up for it with enthusiasm
and willingness to experiment.