A Dirty Shame
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:21:00
Hey, Vaughn,
feel like ''yodeling in the canyon''?

:21:05
We have to visit
my mother, remember?

:21:07
Oh, come on,
you wanted to earlier.

:21:10
Well, not that,
l didn't.

:21:12
Come on, Vaughn,
discover the oyster.

:21:15
Honey, this is Pinewood Avenue.
We live here.

:21:18
Can't we wait
till we get back to the house?

:21:20
Oh, go ''way down
South in Dixie.''

:21:22
All right, all right,
just keep a look out.

:21:25
Okay.
:21:30
Oh-hh!
:21:33
No--!
:21:35
Oh!
:21:37
Now that's what l call
''sneezing in the cabbage.''

:21:42
Olh!
:21:45
Harford Road,
let's all band together.

:21:49
Horndogs are everywhere.
Pretty soon they'll be living next door.

:21:53
Decency, that's all
l'm asking for. Decency!

:22:04
Decency's fine.
:22:06
But diversity in a neighborhood
is a good thing too.

:22:09
This isn't diversity,
it's depravity.

:22:12
On my way over here,
l saw a man

:22:15
performing oral sex
on a lady

:22:17
in a car
in broad daylight.

:22:21
Lesbians have taken over
the softball fields.

:22:24
So? Lesbians are
good neighbors.

:22:26
We need to start by teaching tolerance
in our own homes.

:22:29
Some guy was playing with himself
near me in the movies.

:22:32
You're saying that's normal?
His crotch was shaved!

:22:38
These are isolated
incidents.

:22:40
No, they're not.
:22:42
Look, l'm not a prude.
l'm married to an ltalian.

:22:45
But l am disgusted.
:22:47
l live near what they call
''The Bear House.''

:22:50
Last night,
:22:52
hairy, overweight men
who call themselves bears

:22:55
were having sex
outside the house.

:22:58
My children heard them.

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