:22:04
Decency's fine.
:22:06
But diversity in a neighborhood
is a good thing too.
:22:09
This isn't diversity,
it's depravity.
:22:12
On my way over here,
l saw a man
:22:15
performing oral sex
on a lady
:22:17
in a car
in broad daylight.
:22:21
Lesbians have taken over
the softball fields.
:22:24
So? Lesbians are
good neighbors.
:22:26
We need to start by teaching tolerance
in our own homes.
:22:29
Some guy was playing with himself
near me in the movies.
:22:32
You're saying that's normal?
His crotch was shaved!
:22:38
These are isolated
incidents.
:22:40
No, they're not.
:22:42
Look, l'm not a prude.
l'm married to an ltalian.
:22:45
But l am disgusted.
:22:47
l live near what they call
''The Bear House.''
:22:50
Last night,
:22:52
hairy, overweight men
who call themselves bears
:22:55
were having sex
outside the house.
:22:58
My children heard them.
:23:00
''Mommy, what's that noise?''
They actually asked me.
:23:03
l raced outside
clapping my hands loudly
:23:06
and l yelled--
''No blow jobs!''
:23:09
And they just laughed.
:23:11
Some of them
even growled at me.
:23:14
Oh, no!
:23:17
Today, somebody
called me a Neuter.
:23:19
And you know what?
l didn't mind.
:23:21
lf neuter means ''normal,''
l'll say it loud--
:23:24
l am Marge, the Neuter,
and l'm proud.
:23:27
That's right!
:23:32
We're all Neuters!
:23:35
And we'll never,
never be not normal!
:23:43
You put your left foot in,
you put your left foot out
:23:46
You put your left foot in
:23:49
And you shake it
all about
:23:50
You do the Hokey-Pokey
and you turn yourself around
:23:54
- That's what it's all about
- Right arm!
:23:57
You put your right arm in,
you put your right arm out