1:11:00
Am l? Am l?
1:11:02
So many vaginas,
so little time.
1:11:04
l try
and do good work.
1:11:06
Sometimes
chocolate helps.
1:11:08
Oh, give me
the green one.
1:11:10
Boy, those fuckers
work.
1:11:12
l managed to cop some spanish fly
down on the block.
1:11:16
Oh, that's some
good shit.
1:11:18
- Felching?
- Done it.
1:11:19
- Getting your ''red wings''?
- l got 'em.
1:11:21
- Plate job?
- Over and under.
1:11:24
- Blossoms?
- Don't want them.
1:11:26
Ever tried these?
1:11:27
Damn Viagra.
And l'm already there.
1:11:43
''Astral-orgasm,''
1:11:45
reaching an out-of-body state
through sexual arousal.
1:12:02
Let's go sexing!
1:12:11
Come on, you can't do that inside.
Take it outside.
1:12:14
Yeah, l'm looking
for to get blowed.
1:12:17
We don't have that.
1:12:18
l've been scarred!
1:12:22
Get off me,
l'm straight.
1:12:23
So's spaghetti till you get it
heated up.
1:12:26
l tell you, this virginal
operation works.
1:12:28
Even the most skeptical man
will be convinced.
1:12:31
You're what l'd call
a pity fuck?
1:12:33
The restored virgin
fills a gelatin capsule with blood
1:12:37
and inserts it into her vagina
just before intercourse.
1:12:40
You're all crazy.
1:12:42
When she has sex for the first time,
the hymen will pop.
1:12:45
You'll be a virgin
for the second time.
1:12:48
- Leave us alone.
- Help!
1:12:53
Hey! Hey!
Call the National Guard.
1:12:55
To hell with Harford Road!
1:12:57
We're moving back to D.C.
Where we belong.
1:12:58
- Frank, call them off.
- But, Ursula,