1:12:02
Let's go sexing!
1:12:11
Come on, you can't do that inside.
Take it outside.
1:12:14
Yeah, l'm looking
for to get blowed.
1:12:17
We don't have that.
1:12:18
l've been scarred!
1:12:22
Get off me,
l'm straight.
1:12:23
So's spaghetti till you get it
heated up.
1:12:26
l tell you, this virginal
operation works.
1:12:28
Even the most skeptical man
will be convinced.
1:12:31
You're what l'd call
a pity fuck?
1:12:33
The restored virgin
fills a gelatin capsule with blood
1:12:37
and inserts it into her vagina
just before intercourse.
1:12:40
You're all crazy.
1:12:42
When she has sex for the first time,
the hymen will pop.
1:12:45
You'll be a virgin
for the second time.
1:12:48
- Leave us alone.
- Help!
1:12:53
Hey! Hey!
Call the National Guard.
1:12:55
To hell with Harford Road!
1:12:57
We're moving back to D.C.
Where we belong.
1:12:58
- Frank, call them off.
- But, Ursula,
1:13:01
they are hotter than a fresh fucked fox
in a forest fire, you know that.
1:13:04
l am pure now, Fat Blank Frank,
l'm a Neuter.
1:13:08
Just let them puppies
loose, honey.
1:13:09
l have faced the beast of lust
and l have won.
1:13:13
Besides,
my back hurts.
1:13:16
l get rashes.
Simple chores bother me.
1:13:19
l would like to sleep on my stomach,
if you don't mind.
1:13:22
Please, Ursula...!
1:13:24
- Let's go sexing.
- N-O spells no!
1:13:28
- Come on, man--
- This isn't that kind of place. Lady!
1:13:35
aah-- auto-erotic
asphyxiation.
1:13:38
Oh, you oughta
try it, ahh!
1:13:40
- Let me in, you know you got it.
- Get away! We're not horny.
1:13:44
We're married.
We don't want anything.
1:13:49
Somebody somewhere,
1:13:51
finish me up!