:01:04
You're lucky, you know.
:01:06
l rarely allow anyone into my flat.
:01:10
l know, l know, l know.
:01:13
Humble digs.
:01:16
Not exactly what you'd call
a "panty peeler. "
:01:20
Do you know what l mean?
:01:24
But it suits me just fine.
:01:27
To be honest, l rarely spend a night
in my own bed anyway.
:01:32
You see, here's my theory:
:01:34
For most women, if a guy's
a good provider
:01:37
and generally a nice chap, six-pack
abs really aren't a deal-breaker.
:01:41
On the flip side, however,
:01:43
even though the PC boyfriend
sat next to you
:01:45
with his arm slung around
your shoulder will deny it--
:01:48
And he will deny it. For us boys,
it's all about F.B.B.
:01:56
Face. Boobs. Bum.
:02:00
Im just being honest.
:02:02
It's been said that clothes
speak the international language.
:02:05
And l have to admit,
I'm a bit of a fashion whore.
:02:09
Unfortunately, today Ive got work,
and l have to tone it down a little bit,
:02:12
but that's all right. Gucci.
End-of-summer sale.
:02:16
Very understated.
And l can easily spice it up with...
:02:21
What? No, no. l know
what you are thinking.
:02:24
lf you ooze masculinity,
like some of us do,
:02:26
you have no reason to fear pink.
Smashing.
:02:30
Now, in the cologne department,
most men overdo it.
:02:34
Americans practically spray it on
with a crop-duster.
:02:38
My rule: Nothing above the neck,
:02:42
though l do like a little splash
on Big Ben.
:02:45
You never know
where the day may take you.
:02:51
Almost forgot.
:02:53
New word for the day.
:02:56
"Ostentatious: The attempt
to attract attention to oneself."