:02:00
Im just being honest.
:02:02
It's been said that clothes
speak the international language.
:02:05
And l have to admit,
I'm a bit of a fashion whore.
:02:09
Unfortunately, today Ive got work,
and l have to tone it down a little bit,
:02:12
but that's all right. Gucci.
End-of-summer sale.
:02:16
Very understated.
And l can easily spice it up with...
:02:21
What? No, no. l know
what you are thinking.
:02:24
lf you ooze masculinity,
like some of us do,
:02:26
you have no reason to fear pink.
Smashing.
:02:30
Now, in the cologne department,
most men overdo it.
:02:34
Americans practically spray it on
with a crop-duster.
:02:38
My rule: Nothing above the neck,
:02:42
though l do like a little splash
on Big Ben.
:02:45
You never know
where the day may take you.
:02:51
Almost forgot.
:02:53
New word for the day.
:02:56
"Ostentatious: The attempt
to attract attention to oneself."
:03:03
Who? Me?
:03:07
Oh, blimey. Im so rude.
l haven't introduced myself.
:03:11
- Im...
- Alfie?
:03:13
There you go. Alfie.
:03:16
Are you the little elf that left these
mocha bonbons on my doorstep?
:03:21
No, no, no. You must have
a secret admirer, Mrs Schnitman.
:03:25
You are such a doll, Alfie.
But Im supposed to be on a diet.
:03:29
Oh, on a diet?
:03:30
- A diet.
- You?
:03:31
- Yeah.
- Now, l don't mean to be forward, Lu,
:03:34
but you should know by now
that a full-figured girl like yourself
:03:38
- is every guy's secret fantasy.
- Stop it.
:03:40
So she's a tub of lard.
The ship's already sailed,
:03:43
so why not make her
feel good about herself, right?
:03:46
- Oh, Lu?
- Yes, angel?
:03:48
Im working the night spot,
:03:49
and my apartment is a horror show,
so Im sorry if l keep you up
:03:51
- with the dust-busting at 2 a.m.
- Oh, don't you worry.
:03:54
- Ill give it a quick straighten.
- Oh, no, no, you don't need to that.
:03:57
Nonsense.
l like doing things for you, Alfie.