:29:01
to confirm and then cancel
and then confirm again.
:29:04
Why? What's wrong with
letting her pick the place?
:29:06
You've got irritable
bowel syndrome, dude.
:29:10
lf she chose an ethnic restaurant,
you're gonna be running to
the bathroom every five seconds.
:29:15
Oh, my God. You're right.
:29:17
Thank you.
:29:19
You know, l doubt it'll get this far,
but if she turns out to be
easier than l thought,
:29:23
there's something
you need to know.
:29:25
l'm not a virgin, Sandy.
:29:27
No, not technically,
but times have changed
since you were last single.
:29:30
Now, listen, when l'm making out
with a girl for the first time,
:29:35
l like to give her
a little spankin'.
:29:37
What?
Nothing violent.
:29:39
You just tap her real light
right on the tushy and say,
:29:42
""Hey, l'm your daddy.
l'm your daddy.''
:29:45
Listen to me.
:29:47
What are you doing?
l'm blotting the grease.
:29:49
That's the best part. Let me see that.
Listen, don't be shy.
:29:53
- lt's just a little tap. lt's like saying,
""Boop, l'm your daddy.''
- l'm not gonna tap her.
:29:57
Brings 'em right back to childhood.
Trust me, they're putty in your hands
after that.
:30:01
l gotta tell you,
l'm really excited about this. Really.
:30:04
l feel like this could be
one of those...
:30:06
defining moments of my life
or something, you know?
:30:09
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, l actually think
it's not gonna work out,
:30:11
but l'm pulling for you, Reub.
:30:14
Just pray to God
she doesn't go ethnic.
:30:17
The place didn't sound ethnic.
:30:19
What was the name?
Al Hafez.
:30:22
##[ Middle Eastern ]
:30:25
So when did you live in Morocco?
:30:27
ln the late '90s. l bounced around
to a bunch of different places
over the past few years.
:30:32
Oh, yeah? Like where?
Oh, God, where?
:30:34
Let's see, Austin, lstanbul,
Sri Lanka, Portland,
:30:38
Costa Rica, Buffalo,
a couple other places.
:30:40
Wow. Were you in the Peace Corps?
No, l just like to move a lot.
:30:44
l kinda get stir-crazy if l'm stuck
in one place for too long,
you know what l mean?
:30:47
- Oh, yeah, completely.
- [ Both Laughing ]
:30:49
No, remember?
You were the person who broke--
Oh, my God!
:30:52
l can't believe
you remember that.
Oh, of course.
:30:55
You were like the greatest delegate
in Model U.N. history.
:30:58
l guess l did manage
to pass a few resolutions.