Along Came Polly
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l gotta tell you,
l'm really excited about this. Really.

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l feel like this could be
one of those...

:30:06
defining moments of my life
or something, you know?

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[ Laughs ]
Yeah, l actually think
it's not gonna work out,

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but l'm pulling for you, Reub.
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Just pray to God
she doesn't go ethnic.

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The place didn't sound ethnic.
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What was the name?
Al Hafez.

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##[ Middle Eastern ]
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So when did you live in Morocco?
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ln the late '90s. l bounced around
to a bunch of different places
over the past few years.

:30:32
Oh, yeah? Like where?
Oh, God, where?

:30:34
Let's see, Austin, lstanbul,
Sri Lanka, Portland,

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Costa Rica, Buffalo,
a couple other places.

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Wow. Were you in the Peace Corps?
No, l just like to move a lot.

:30:44
l kinda get stir-crazy if l'm stuck
in one place for too long,
you know what l mean?

:30:47
- Oh, yeah, completely.
- [ Both Laughing ]

:30:49
No, remember?
You were the person who broke--
Oh, my God!

:30:52
l can't believe
you remember that.
Oh, of course.

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You were like the greatest delegate
in Model U.N. history.

:30:58
l guess l did manage
to pass a few resolutions.

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[ Laughs ]
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Are you okay? 'Cause you're
sweating pretty profusely.

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Yeah, no, l'm fine.
l always react this way to spicy food.

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Okay.
Yeah, but l love it.

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l can't believe you're not married.
l mean, even when we were kids,

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l always saw you as that guy that would
settle down at a young age,you know?

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You were always kinda like
an old young guy.
Yeah, well, it just hasn't happened.

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[ Stomach Growling ]
But, uh, what about you?
You ever gotten close or--

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To the whole marriage thing?
Oh, God, no. No way.

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No,yeah, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

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l'm not really big on the whole, um,
long-term commitment thing.

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Mm-hmm. Why? Are you coming out
of a bad relationship or--

:31:36
No, l'm kinda coming out of like
eight bad relationships.

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- Eight?
- You sure l can't get you
a towel or something?

:31:41
No, no. l'm good.
But if the right person came along,
things might be different, right?

:31:46
Oh, yeah.
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You're probably right.
[ Stomach Growling ]

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Sorry. Um--
:31:56
- Hey, you mind if l go to the men's room?
- Please.

:31:58
Sure. Oh, gosh!

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