Along Came Polly
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:42:11
Hey.
Hi!

:42:13
l think l might take off.
Really?

:42:15
Yeah.
:42:16
Are you having a bad time?
No, no, no!

:42:18
l'm just not into this whole
dirty dancing thing.

:42:20
What do you mean,
dirty dancing?

:42:22
l saw that movie. l know that's what
you and that, uh, Spaniard were doing.

:42:25
Whoa. Wait a minute.
First of all, he's Cuban,

:42:29
and that wasn't dirty dancing,
that was just salsa.

:42:32
Okay, it's just l'm just really,
truthfully not the kind of guy...

:42:35
that's ever gonna be into
these kind of clubs or any--

:42:37
Okay, Reuben, you know, then tell me,
what kind of guy are ya?

:42:41
What kind of guy am l?
What do you mean?

:42:44
Well, up until now, you haven't
exactly been the portrait of honesty,
so just come clean, okay?

:42:49
Just tell me who you are.
:42:52
l hate spicy food.
l knew it!

:42:54
Yeah, l don't like it at all.
l have a mild case of l.B.S. and--
What is that?

:42:57
lrritable bowel syndrome.
:42:58
What?
lrritable bowel syndrome.

:43:00
Oh, God. That's terrible.
:43:03
Um, what else?
Look, the thing is,

:43:05
l assess risk for a living,
so l know that l have a .01 3% chance...

:43:08
of being hit by a car
on my way home,

:43:10
or a one in 46,000 chance
of falling through a subway grate.

:43:13
Really?
So l try to manage that risk
by avoiding danger...

:43:16
and having a plan and
knowing what my next move is,

:43:18
and l guess you don't exactly
live your life that way.

:43:21
No, l do it--
l do it a little differently.
Yeah, which is great.

:43:24
But l'm not gonna ever be
a dirty dancer,

:43:26
and l don't eat food
with my hands,

:43:28
and l really like you, but l just don't think
this is gonna work out.

:43:39
l just have to go pee.
Okay.

:43:46
##[ Soul ]
:43:53
[ Water Running ]
:43:56
Just kidding.!
Oh.!

:43:58
[ Mock Chuckle ]
Funny.


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