:13:03
Melvyn Douglas? Melvyn Douglas?
:13:05
My blood is up there on the screen
and they give it to him!
:13:08
Unzip me, please.
:13:10
"You don't care about people, Hud.
:13:12
You don't give a damn about 'em. "
:13:21
I heard he was dying or something.
:13:23
- It's a sympathy vote.
- He's dying? I'm the one dying!
:13:25
Way before he was dying, I was dying.
Where's my sympathy?
:13:28
You're doing fine feeling sorry for yourself
all alone.
:13:30
"Stick your finger up my ass, Alma,
and wiggle it, just like the doctor does. "
:13:34
It's an honour just to be nominated.
I've never been nominated.
:13:37
All your Hollywood friends
probably voted against me.
:13:40
- I voted for you, Bobby.
- It's BD. What time's the car?
:13:43
All right, see you then.
All the slaps and smiles,
:13:45
and I'm a goddamn joke out there.
:13:46
Not as big of a joke as you are right now.
:13:48
Warren Beatty is there with Leslie Caron,
nominated for Best Actress,
:13:52
and I'm there with Gidget.
:13:54
Leslie Caron is not box office!
:13:56
- Those people don't care about that.
- It's all they give a shit about.
:13:59
Only people from the Bronx
actually care about the Oscars.
:14:02
Melvyn Douglas is married to a
congresswoman, I'm married to Tammy.
:14:05
It took Melvyn Douglas 40 years
to get a Supporting Actor's face.
:14:08
You should be happy you did it in just two.
:14:13
You know what?
Maybe I'll just go back out on tour.
:14:16
Oh, that's just great, Bobby.
That's just fucking great!
:14:19
Like usual, you leave Dodd and me behind.
:14:22
When you're on the boards, it's real.
:14:24
The audience is right there, you can feel 'em.
:14:26
- Maybe movie audiences are too sober for you.
- It's reality, the nightclubs are reality.
:14:30
It's not like the frickin' movies that are all fake!
:14:33
I just have one thing to say to you,
Mr Reality, Mr King of Reality -
:14:37
your toupee's on crooked!
:14:39
You're always trying to undermine me
every time I go on stage like that!
:14:42
Telling me I've got a pimple on my nose.
I'm goddamn sick of it!
:14:45
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like?
:14:48
No, you don't. Oh, no, you don't!
:14:51
You don't leave me! I leave you!
:14:54
The cars and the clothes
and the hair and the premiere.
:14:58
It's bullshit. I'm sick of all of it.