:14:02
Melvyn Douglas is married to a
congresswoman, I'm married to Tammy.
:14:05
It took Melvyn Douglas 40 years
to get a Supporting Actor's face.
:14:08
You should be happy you did it in just two.
:14:13
You know what?
Maybe I'll just go back out on tour.
:14:16
Oh, that's just great, Bobby.
That's just fucking great!
:14:19
Like usual, you leave Dodd and me behind.
:14:22
When you're on the boards, it's real.
:14:24
The audience is right there, you can feel 'em.
:14:26
- Maybe movie audiences are too sober for you.
- It's reality, the nightclubs are reality.
:14:30
It's not like the frickin' movies that are all fake!
:14:33
I just have one thing to say to you,
Mr Reality, Mr King of Reality -
:14:37
your toupee's on crooked!
:14:39
You're always trying to undermine me
every time I go on stage like that!
:14:42
Telling me I've got a pimple on my nose.
I'm goddamn sick of it!
:14:45
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like?
:14:48
No, you don't. Oh, no, you don't!
:14:51
You don't leave me! I leave you!
:14:54
The cars and the clothes
and the hair and the premiere.
:14:58
It's bullshit. I'm sick of all of it.
:15:00
I'm telling you I'm out of here.
:15:02
You stay here cos you gotta take care of Dodd.
:15:04
The nanny's here. He's fine!
:15:07
You had a chance to be happy
and you messed it up!
:15:10
Well, you...
:15:12
You come... You...
:15:15
You come back here!
:15:19
You think it's gonna be easy
to find somebody who'll love you?
:15:23
A big-nosed, self-centred, mean, nasty,
balding, little shithead with a bad heart?
:15:30
Well, you go for it, honey, cos I am through!
:15:33
# Charade
:15:36
# Fate seemed to pull the strings
:15:38
# I turned and you were gone
:15:41
# While from the darkened wings
:15:45
# The music box played on and on
:15:49
# Sad little serenade
:15:52
# Song of my heart's composing
:15:56
# I hear it still, I guess I always will
:15:59
# Best on the bill