:04:02
MRS BAKSHI: Is that his name?
:04:03
I completely forgot
groom is bringing guest from England.
:04:06
Apparently, he's a barrister.
:04:09
Is that right? A barrister?
:04:11
And his family live in Windsor,
near the Queen's castle.
:04:14
Really? Next to the Queen?
:04:17
CHANDRA'S MOTHER:
Oh, his sister is looking so lovely.
:04:21
So fair, nah?
:04:23
- Who's that Englishman with him?
- He's American.
:04:26
His name is William Darcy.
:04:28
He was Balraj's fast friend at Oxford.
:04:30
From one of the richest families in America.
:04:33
They own hotels all over the world.
:04:35
Shame he's not Indian, though.
:04:37
(Both laugh)
:04:40
Sure you're OK about going away to London?
You only met him twice.
:04:43
He's nice and so is his family.
:04:46
You need to get out of this town, Lalita.
:04:48
You know there's nothing for you here.
:04:50
All the guysjust want girls from rich families.
:04:53
Papa needs me. I couldn't leave.
:04:55
His friend Balraj is great.
:04:58
He's looking for a girl too, you know.
:05:02
Good Lord, is it me,
or is every woman over 50 giving you the eye?
:05:06
Don't be dense, Darcy.
:05:08
Every mother in this room is wetting
her knickers for him for their daughters.
:05:12
- Can we leave yet?
- Kiran, I'm his best man.
:05:14
I can't just bail out on him, can I?
:05:16
It's 10am in New York.
I wouldn't mind getting back early
:05:19
so I can go through the financials
on that hotel in Goa.
:05:21
Will you stop working, just this once?
:05:24
And you stop being such a coconut.
:05:25
This is our dear, dear motherland. Enjoy it.
:05:28
The only thing India's good for is losing weight.
:05:31
Are you sure this is safe to eat?
I don't want to get Delhi belly on my first day.
:05:35
(Lively drumming starts)
:05:36
(Cheering)
:05:45
- What's happening now?
- The Indian version of American Idol.
:05:48
I hope you've brought earplugs.
:05:49
This is where the girls tease the boys,
and the boys tease the girls.