:05:02
Good Lord, is it me,
or is every woman over 50 giving you the eye?
:05:06
Don't be dense, Darcy.
:05:08
Every mother in this room is wetting
her knickers for him for their daughters.
:05:12
- Can we leave yet?
- Kiran, I'm his best man.
:05:14
I can't just bail out on him, can I?
:05:16
It's 10am in New York.
I wouldn't mind getting back early
:05:19
so I can go through the financials
on that hotel in Goa.
:05:21
Will you stop working, just this once?
:05:24
And you stop being such a coconut.
:05:25
This is our dear, dear motherland. Enjoy it.
:05:28
The only thing India's good for is losing weight.
:05:31
Are you sure this is safe to eat?
I don't want to get Delhi belly on my first day.
:05:35
(Lively drumming starts)
:05:36
(Cheering)
:05:45
- What's happening now?
- The Indian version of American Idol.
:05:48
I hope you've brought earplugs.
:05:49
This is where the girls tease the boys,
and the boys tease the girls.
:06:01
KIRIN: Brace yourself, Darcy.
:06:02
He's about to transform
into the Indian MC Hammer.
:06:12
What are they like?
:06:21
(Singing in Punjabi)
:06:38
DARC Y: What are they singing?
:06:41
Oh, these pretty girls
fluttering temptingly like kites without string.