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Ah... ba da bing, ba da boom.
:37:02
"Ba da bing, ba da boom"?
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There's only one problem with America.
:37:06
Our girls that are born there,
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they've totally lost their roots.
:37:11
Completely clueless.
:37:13
Our girls are very rooted.
:37:15
They're really very, very traditional, huh?
:37:19
You know, in US,
:37:21
they're all too outspoken and career-orientated.
:37:24
And some have even turned into...
:37:29
...the lesbian.
:37:31
(Giggling)
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- (Clears throat)
- So that leaves me no choice.
:37:35
I may be healthy, wealthy and wise,
:37:38
but as they say, "no life... without wife".
:37:45
Kholi saab.
:37:48
You're a poet as well.
:37:51
Did you hear that, Mr Bakshi? Huh?
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- No life without wife.
- Yes.
:37:55
Very wisely spoken.
:37:58
I think God is smiling down on me.
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I'm spoilt for choice in this house.
:38:03
I suppose, as the eldest...
:38:08
...Jaya must be the first choice.
:38:10
Actually... er, Kholi saab...
:38:13
Jaya is practically engaged to someone else.
:38:17
Oh.
:38:19
Er, b-b-but, er, Lalita is unspoken for.
:38:23
La-Lalita.
:38:30
Lalita.
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¤ Lonely Mr Kholi from Los Angeles
:38:37
¤ Came to Punjab on one bent knee
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¤ He had a Green Card, new house, big cash
:38:43
¤ Still made a wish with every fallen lash
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¤ For you to do the journey with him
:38:47
¤ To smile when he got home,
ask how his day had been
:38:50
¤ He wants you by his side, in joy and strife
:38:52
¤ Poor Mr Kholi
:38:54
¤ He has no life without wife
:38:57
¤ No life
:38:59
¤ Without wife