:38:01
I'm spoilt for choice in this house.
:38:03
I suppose, as the eldest...
:38:08
...Jaya must be the first choice.
:38:10
Actually... er, Kholi saab...
:38:13
Jaya is practically engaged to someone else.
:38:17
Oh.
:38:19
Er, b-b-but, er, Lalita is unspoken for.
:38:23
La-Lalita.
:38:30
Lalita.
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¤ Lonely Mr Kholi from Los Angeles
:38:37
¤ Came to Punjab on one bent knee
:38:40
¤ He had a Green Card, new house, big cash
:38:43
¤ Still made a wish with every fallen lash
:38:45
¤ For you to do the journey with him
:38:47
¤ To smile when he got home,
ask how his day had been
:38:50
¤ He wants you by his side, in joy and strife
:38:52
¤ Poor Mr Kholi
:38:54
¤ He has no life without wife
:38:57
¤ No life
:38:59
¤ Without wife
:39:03
¤ Oh, yeah-yeah yeah yeah yeah
:39:07
¤ No life
:39:09
¤ Without wife
:39:11
¤ Oh, yeah-yeah yeah
:39:14
¤ Oh, yeah-yeah yeah
:39:17
¤ I don't want a man who ties me down
:39:20
¤ Does what he wants while I hang around
:39:22
¤ I don't want a man who's crude and loud
:39:25
¤ Who wants a pretty wife to make him proud
:39:27
¤ I don't want a man who can't be funny
:39:30
¤ Tells tall tales about making money
:39:32
¤ Oh, yeah
:39:35
¤ I don't want a man who'll grab the best seat
:39:40
¤ Can't close his mouth when he starts to eat
:39:45
¤ I don't want a man who likes to drink
:39:50
¤ Or leaves his dirty dishes in the sink
:39:55
¤ I don't want a man who wants his mummy
:39:57
¤ A balding pest with too much tummy