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as she was doing now,
a story told by her uncle
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You know that pond you often go to?
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That area used to be a forest
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Folks here called it the haunted forest
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And so well
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dunno, maybe kids these days don't
believe in haunted forests but
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I guess
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You guess ? Anyway, er
Oh, yeah
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So I was in 6th grade
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No, in 5th about 5th grade
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In the haunted forest?
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Right, where I took a shit outdoors
for the very first time
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Shit outdoors?
Yep
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For some reason there were
lots of wild chickens out there
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maybe they flew the coop, dunno,
but kinda having no money,
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I used to go there to find eggs, y'know?
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And on that day of my first outdoor shit,
I didn't go to the bathroom all day
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Even after school, I was wandering about,
looking for a good spot
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I ended up going to the forest, but
still couldn't decide where to do it
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It's surprising how much you struggle
in spite of wanting to go for it, y'know?
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Anyway, I soon came across this egg
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It was half buried in the ground,
like somebody had tried to hide it
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It was weird, but somehow gave me
the impetus And I badly needed to go
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So, I did it, right then and there