:06:02
"Would you like to dance?"
"Maybe later."
:06:05
"Yo, man, let's go to the titty bar.
:06:08
"Man, these bitches is stuck up, man.
:06:12
"I gave this bitch a dollar,
she didn't do nothing."
:06:16
No. We all got those friends
that's addicted to strip clubs.
:06:21
You know those guys
that go to the strip club in the daytime?
:06:25
If you at a strip club and the sun is out,
you got some problems.
:06:30
You know those guys that eat at the strip club?
:06:34
Eat at the buffet.
:06:35
How the fuck could you eat
at a nasty-ass strip club?
:06:42
What?
:06:45
Are you that hungry?
:06:47
Motherfucker, go to Mickey D's or some shit.
:06:51
Rwandan refugees won't eat that shit.
:06:55
At a damn strip club.
Titties and Tater Tots don't mix.
:07:03
I got nothing against strippers. What I got
a problem with is the stripper myth.
:07:07
You know the stripper myth.
:07:09
There's a stripper myth that's being
perpetuated throughout society.
:07:14
The stripper myth is,
"I'm stripping to pay my tuition."
:07:21
No, you're not. There's no strippers at college.
:07:25
There's no clear heels in biology.
:07:29
Shit, man. I didn't know they had a college
that only took one-dollar bills.
:07:37
And if they got so many strippers at college,
how come I never got a smart lap dance?
:07:42
I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said,
"If I was you, I would diversify my portfolio."
:07:51
"You know, ever since the end
of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete."
:07:58
Now, I'm 39 years old, 39 years old.