:07:03
I got nothing against strippers. What I got
a problem with is the stripper myth.
:07:07
You know the stripper myth.
:07:09
There's a stripper myth that's being
perpetuated throughout society.
:07:14
The stripper myth is,
"I'm stripping to pay my tuition."
:07:21
No, you're not. There's no strippers at college.
:07:25
There's no clear heels in biology.
:07:29
Shit, man. I didn't know they had a college
that only took one-dollar bills.
:07:37
And if they got so many strippers at college,
how come I never got a smart lap dance?
:07:42
I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said,
"If I was you, I would diversify my portfolio."
:07:51
"You know, ever since the end
of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete."
:07:58
Now, I'm 39 years old, 39 years old.
:08:01
Yep. Some people are like, "Really?" Yeah.
:08:04
New Jack City's a long time ago.
:08:15
Now, I'm 39, right?
:08:17
And I still love rap music, I love rap music.
:08:24
You know, I love it!
:08:27
You know, I'm 39, I'm that age,
I've been loving rap music forever.
:08:31
As I get older, I realise I'm gonna love
rap music when I'm 80.
:08:34
Whatever music was playing
when you started getting laid,
:08:38
you gonna love that music
for the rest of your life.
:08:41
So I'm always gonna have a soft spot
for Whodini, you know what I mean?
:08:47
Now I love rap music
but I'm tired of defending it.
:08:50
You gotta defend rap music cos people
always go, "That's not music, that's not art.
:08:55
"How can you listen to that garbage?
How can you listen to that trash?"